Saturday, December 8, 2012

Saturday Signature Author

Welcome to Saturday Signature Author...I think?


Rebecca Joyce: 

Saturday Signature Author

Bella Juarez
Note from Bella: This is completely tongue and cheek and meant to poke fun at my characters.

 Well I had Bella scheduled and ready to go as Saturday’s Signature Author.  When I didn’t get her information like before, I got a little concerned. Bella is very punctual about deadlines.  I emailed her and this is what I received back.  Interesting…

Ms. Joyce:

Thank you for your interest in having Ms. Juarez as guest on your blog.  At this time, Ms. Juarez is unable to grant interviews or do appearances of any kind.  Please refer all requests to me, Special Agent Gavin Walsh, see enclosed for my e-mail.  Please format the interview in a question and answer format and we will gladly accommodate you under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA).  Thank you again for your cooperation. 

Sincerely,

Gavin Walsh
TRAST Regional Task Force Supervisor
Special Agent, Federal Bureau of Investigation

 
Say what?  I thought to myself.  At first I was going to let this go because I really didn’t need to screw around.  I found myself in a jam.  I couldn’t get anyone for Bella’s spot because of the holidays.  My curiosity got the best of me so I said to myself, what the hell?  I decided to write back with some questions to see what they would say.   Life with Bella must be interesting now-a-days because here’s what I got back…

Dear Ms. Joyce,

 Ms. Juarez is currently unavailable for interviews.  However we understand a cancellation would be inconvenient for you.  I’ve forwarded your list of questions to my Command Master Chief and he will be answering for Ms. Juarez until she’s becomes available again.  If you have any questions feel free to contact my office, see enclosed for email and my office phone number.

 Sincerely,

 J.T. O’Malley                                                                                                      1 Attachment:

Captain, USN                                                                                                   Interview Questions

Commander, Navy Special Warfare Group Five                                      w/ Official Responses

Q: What is your writing day like?

 Do people seriously want to know this shit?  Can’t we think of something interesting to ask?  Bella’s writing days are numbered if she keeps screwing around with national secrets like she’s the Gossip Girl.  If this doesn’t stop, I’m going to fuck up her planet!  But if you really want to know, she schedules her writing for about four to six hours a day. 

Q: What's the hardest thing about writing a novel?

For Bella? Hacking government computers to find out what the hell is going on inside our group.  I’m still wondering how in J. Edger Hoover she’s gotten into some of our bedrooms to find out what kind of private playtime we’ve been engaging in.  Now that’s a fucking trick! I know Badass sure wants the answer to that question.  

Q: What is the one writing item you cannot live without?

For Bella? Her life.  I’m sick of this shit.  People are getting really nervous about the spew coming from her keyboard.  Next thing we know she’ll be writing the admiral’s story.  You people don’t know warfare until he gets involved – he’s an underhanded prick!  Just saying…

Q: What is the one element you always try to incorporate into your books?

 Tell me and we’ll both know. That answer would sure as hell save a lot of time and pain for Bella.    I guess she would call it suspense and intrigue.  I call it, fucking up people’s lives and endangering national security. 

Q: What inspired you to write your first book?

That’s the million dollar question isn’t, skippy?  If we knew how Bella’s twisted, fucked up mind worked, we’d have it dicked and wouldn’t have a problem right now would we?  We should have her body donated to science after this is over and figure out what the hell is wrong with her brain.  But for niceties sake, let me say this – in her dedications she thanks the US military for inspiring her stories.

Q: Do you have a favorite character?

It’s as obvious as the Rocky Mountains isn’t it?  That would be me, Master Chief.   What’s not to love?  She’s just being charitable telling other stories from these no good cocksuckers.  Rock thinks she’s in love with him but I think he’s full of shit!  I know deep down inside she really loves me.

I’m on the left, Rock’s bringing up the rear (as usual)

Q: What do you do when you aren't writing? 

Well I don’t write and Bella’s not available to answer right now.  She’s busy with Badass—again.  But I like to read, do some dancing and just be a fun loving guy in general.  Bella runs some kind of computer company and runs marathons.  This is turning into a fucking marathon right now. Do you know how many of these she gets in a day?   I guess running a computer company is where she acquired all those hacking skills which have landed her ass in hot water right now. 

Q: Are you a pantster or plotter? 

For the love of Saint Peter, when’s this going to end!  What the hell is this?  And, what the hell is a panster?  That sounds painful or embarrassing.  Bella’s obviously a devious little plotter whose days are numbered.    She’d better come up with a plot to get her ass out of all the shit she’s in right now.


Q: What do you find the sexiest thing about a man?   

A man!  Who the hell do you think has been talking here?  These ugly assholes around here are enough to make a hyena gag so I try not to look at them too close.  I’ll tell you about what I like in a woman.  I want ‘em curvy and classy.  I love me a nice lady who’s a wild thing when we close the bedroom door!  I also like a perfect set of toes…

 

MASTER CHIEF OUT!

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That was the end of that!  No one sent me any information about Bella’s books, but I found out her website was still up and so was her blog.  If you’re looking for Bella, here’s the latest information on her books and other happenings: 

 
Available at BookStrand
 
Special Agent Gavin “Bad Ass” Walsh of the FBI is sent to South Texas to investigate terrorist activities. While out on a disturbance call, Gavin encounters a mysterious seductress. Compelled to attend a local social function, Gavin is introduced to the woman who has become his growing obsession: Dr. Amy Livingston.  As they fall in love, they deal with challenges from their damaged pasts. After twenty four years as a SEAL, Gavin is haunted by demons of war.  Amy carries on the quiet life of a Librarian but the facade hides a damaged soul. As the pieces of a dangerous plot come together, Gavin must survive terrorist, dirty cops, and gang bangers all taking aim at him.  Gavin walks a razor thin line when terrorist decide to use Amy as bait.  As Amy’s life hangs in the balance, Gavin realizes that failure is not an option to save the woman he loves.  
 
 
Engineering student, Victoria Saenz, lands a dream job as a housekeeper while she attends graduate school.  Major Reese Thompson, USMC, is no ordinary master of the house. His hard body and strict military manner is male perfection. Reese is stuck in a loveless marriage with a hypochondriac wife.  He returns from Iraq to divorce papers left with his maid.   Victoria agrees to stay, to help him pick up the pieces, but Reese’s attraction to Victoria grows every day as the house seems to get smaller. The brunette beauty is there at every turn, tempting him. They discover a deep, sometimes dark, love for one another, as danger looms. The terrorist cell Reese has worked tirelessly to take down has a secret weapon in their war against Reese. Will Reese's and Victoria's love withstand the storms of war, despite all the forces threating to tear them apart?
 Available at BookStrand, Amazon, Barnes and Nobles
 
BlackOps Brotherhood Series is Bella’s flagship series of books.  These stories are about exciting men and women who play just as hard as they work.  This series will appeal to both men and women with hard hitting military action and the right blend of erotic romance.  This series deals with real world issues and real time relationships complicated by the ever changing mission of the military.  Bella has created a world of intrigue that is experienced by very real heroes and heroines.  
 
These strong women and even stronger men find ways to save the world and keep loving, sometimes dark, relationships going behind closed doors.  Be sure to check www.bellajuarez.com for what's coming next and her latest works in progress on the series.   So far, there are several books planned.  Siren Publishing has accepted five of these novels.  The  sixth novel is currently in progress. 
Bella can be found on Facebook, Twitter, Pintrest, Inner Goddess Forum, and her Rough and Ready Blog at bellajuarez.blogspot.com.  Bella’s website www.bellajaurez.com has all the links you need and she always welcomes new friends on Facebook. 
Till next time, KEEP READING!!!
 
Rebecca Joyce
 

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